My Will

In case I really fail to survive tomorrow, here is a list of things I’d like to happen upon my death:

All my monies shall go to my parents

All my CD’s will go to my friend S who will organise and coordination and sharing of them. Includes my mp3’s on my PC.

All my books will go to my siblings

Everything about my comp will go to my brother

Drawings and Writings will be distributed if they were done for someone. Everything else will go to my friend D.

Sell or burn everything else

Chicken Curry shall be served at my funeral. I don’t know why. Just do it.

No rites or rituals please. Prop my body, open coffin with a nice suit at a 45 degrees so I can look like I’m checking out the party. And, by the way, make my funeral a party. So no sad moping music. After 10 at night, I want house or techno. In the day I want rock. Alternative in the evening. Evergreen, swing, broadway and jazz in the morning.

If possible, please cremate me on a floating raft with a platform andmy body lain on it. I want it floating down the river. Don’t set it alight and push it off. Instead, I want a flaming arrow shot while the float is in the middle of the river. Of course, this seems highly improbable, but I don’t mind NOT being cremated in Singapore.

Ok. That’s about it.

One last request, I hope my close friends can spread all the truth I have ever told them to all those who I didn’t and I should have told. Done.

No more beer

Ok. No more beer for now. My back hurts like fuck. Just got back from the range, and my back hurts.

At least I got a good day at the range. And at least I won my bet of 5 movies. Don’t know if it’s good or bad though lol.

Ok, gotta run of for my parent’s 30th anniversary dinner. Must remember to write my will tonight, tomorrow’s SCB 21km will kill me lol.

Funny things always happen on the dance floor

LOL, last night’s escapade at MOS was hilarious.

A friend got pissed drunk in like just 10 mins. The clock struck 12, and so it was her birthday, and she drank drunk in 10 mins, tried to stop her drinking by dragging her to the dance floor, and she fell into the water fall. Friends sent her back. This whole event barely lasted 45 mins. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LOL.

Then a friend suggested going to R&B. Bad idea. Everyone was just rubbing everyone else.

Another was at Retro, wanted to find him. Went in and was greeted with a blast of hot air. Bad idea.

Ended back at Main Hall. Then funny things happened. On top of the earlier birthday bash lol.

Me and 2 other friends were dancing and behind me was a group of 3 girls, quite young. Then this guy, quite a hunk, tall, good looking, BUT MOST DEFINITELY NARCCISSITIC. LOL. He just stepped right up to one of the girls and danced, looking like he was saying, “Hey baby, check me out. oooh ooh, I’m so hot yah. Come on, you wanna rub with me baby? you want a piece of me don’t you?”

LOL. I was cramping over in laughter when the girls shifted away, and the persistent guy just kept moving with them. And he effectively scared them off the dance floor LOL. He even talked to one of the girls and the girl kept shaking her head. I bet he was asking sleazy questions lol.

Best part was, immediately they left the dance floor, he turned his attention to a nearby 2 WOMAN. Old. And he took one (thankfully the better one) while his friend took the other for the team. And in minutes, the guy was grinding the woman, then making out. And they were all over each other. WTF lol. So despo or what lol. I couldn’t help but laugh like mad, and even now, I find it hilarious lol. Giggling as I write this. They grind so close the woman actually fell down…… LOL

A record of meeting 3 different people unexpectedly last night. Nothing much, but really unexpected people. And as usual, slept at 4 woke up at 8 plus. Forced myself to sleep in, but it was most difficult because as usual, I woke up with a milllion and one thoughts in my head. Finally managed to by stuffing my face into my pillow and blanket till I got uncomfortable and a little high from the poor ventilation, and plop, sleep. LOL

CITIBANK Card on your thumb

I just received news from CITIBANK that I can pay with my fingerprint.

One moment I thought that was like damn cool.

Next moment, I thought if someone saw me paying with my thumbprint, would I get brutally attacked and my finger chopped off?

Now I don’t know if I want to enrol or not lol.